Love your body top to V with WV40+ — the silky, sacred serum that loves every part of you. From vulvas to beards, tattoos to scars, this all-organic blend heals, hydrates, and makes you smile while it works. One bottle. Endless uses. Lube it all, love it all.

🔥 Escape the Perp Run Matrix Cleanse

Welcome to the rebellion. You are no longer a passive host. You are now the Queen Slayer. And here’s your royal kit and decree…

This isn’t your normal subscription. This is an invitation from Angela Shelton to join the Sacred Circus with your Holy Hot Mom Box at your house monthly! The small 27 gets a small gift and the 99 gets your oil and roller on repeat plus a gift - so that you get your box of joy no matter what you've been through. 

This is a spiritual breakthrough kick in the full circle booty for your body, mind, and spirit so that you level up to new love, community, and FUN in the face of all fears.

Angela Shelton is your FUN CAPTAIN in the face of all fears and your PINK HOLY HOT MOM BOX makes your day better when it arrives and the post office loves it too!

Become a Celery Soldier! YOUR JOB, should you choose to accept it, is to LAUGH, SPREAD JOY, and ELEVATE the LOVE OF GOD in every single moment. 

Your Celery Wand makes the High Vibrations easier and more fun and the backstory keeps you LAUGHING every time you see celery! 

Wave Your Wands 

These are for survivors of abuse, loss, betrayal, and spiritual death/rebirth. These are the oils for the ones who lived, the Reformers, the Army of Angels, the Rebel Stars. Those who rose from the flames or are ready to do so. 

These are tools in your aromatherapy toolbox as well as your Spiritual Warfare Ammo.